4/28/2010

Hateration

A lot of people hate on Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and the like.  Let's face it, these people are living the American dream. They have no discernible talent and so what?  They have gotten rich, filthy rich, just showing up to places and getting their pictures taken (o.k., maybe sex tapes are involved).  The point is, they make money doing nothing and dammit, we should all be so lucky.  If you are reading this, you are probably not that lucky.  Rather, you are going to some job where they pay you to show up and actually work.  You are not getting money for nothing. No one is taking your picture, no one is asking you to endorse products. This is why you have hate for the celebutards, because they get to show up to the beach and do nothing but pretend to be outraged by people taking their pictures, and you have to work like some dumb slob, just like me.  Your hate is not warranted, these people are the American dream.  Yes, they are destroying our culture with tweets about nothing, rabid tabloid exposure, plastic surgery, easy sex, and rampant consumerism, but don't take it out on them, this is the system that we are all dealing with.  We have not learned to work the system yet. Don't hate, celebrate because compared to what the celebrity industrial complex will be like in say, 2020, these people will seem tame and dumre in comparison.

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