There is something suspect about Tuesdays. Let's look at a rundown of the week:
Mondays suck, yes - but everyone hates Monday. Also, think about it: people don't mess with you on Monday. Everyone is pissed off about being at work, everyone has stuff to do, and so everyone keeps to themselves. There is a quiet solitude about Monday, where your nose is to the grindstone but at least there is some peace.
Wednesday is hump day - you probably feel like you accomplished something even if it's just making it through half the week.
Thursday is awesome because you can finally feel like you let your hair down and relax a little bit - it's almost the weekend.
Friday is the best because even if you are having a root canal on Saturday morning and a colonoscopy on Sunday, the work week is over. Friday is the promise of the weekend.
Saturday/Sunday - the weekend. There's sleeping in or shopping or just sitting on your ass. Weekends are fun even when they are not.
Tuesday has no value at all. It's just an awful day where people are at the height of being annoying and it's not even close to the weekend. Tuesday is never payday. Tuesday is the day you check out your 401K and realize it is still full of fail. Tuesday is the Asshole of the Week
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